Smile Awhile
Ponder This

If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way?

Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newlyweds?

Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?

Is bad a bad word?

If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it’s for CHILDREN!?

Why do they call front seat shotgun?

Why are all farms red?

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?

Why are there dents in a golf ball?

Why are the obituaries found in the “living” section of the newspaper?

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it forms ‘THEIRS’. Coincidence? I think not!

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Are one-handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn’t exist then?